WHAT DOES YOUR CAR SAY ABOUT YOU?


Acura 3.2TL - My car has been mistaken for a UFO at night. 

Acura Legendary - I'm too bland for German cars. 

Acura NSX - I drive a poor man's Ferrari. 

Audi 90 - I enjoy putting out engine fires 

Austin-Healey 3000 - I can put raw meat on the transmission hump and have a well-done steak by the time I arrive anywhere. 

Cadillac Cimarron - I am stupid enough to pay extra money for an uglified Chevrolet. 

Cadillac Seville - I pimp hoes and tricks. 

Chevrolet Chevette - My insurance payment is higher than my car payment. 

Chevrolet El Camino - I am leading a militia to overthrow the government. 

Chrysler Cordoba - I dig the rich Corinthian leather. 

Dodge Charger - Reliable is boring. My car is exciting. 

Dodge Caravan - My child can beat up your honor student. 
Ford Mustang - I slow down to 100 in school zones. 

Ford Mustang - Traction? We don't need no stinkin' traction! 

Ford Taurus - Sure it's ugly as sin, but it's a Ford. 

Honda del Sol - I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all. 

Honda Civic - I have bad credit or no credit at all. 

Honda Civic - Complete mint condition interior for sale. 

Jaguar XJ6 - I can afford $60,000 for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year. 

Jeep Wrangler - I am fiercely independent, just like all my friends with Jeeps. 



Kia Sephia - I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu.

Lotus Esprit - Ever pay $2000 for a tune up? I have.

Mitsubishi Eclipse GST - My ego is constantly shattered by domestic V8's

Nissan 300ZX - Sure it's slow, but Stillen makes a great spoiler!

Plymouth Neon - Screw Civics, I own a REAL car.

Porsche 944 - I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me.

Renault 2CV - I think your car is ugly too.

Toyota Camry - I am still in the closet.

Toyota Supra - I use my spoiler to dry my laundry.

Volkswagon Cabriolet - I am out of the closet.

VW Jetta - I stopped smoking pot when I got a real job after college. I swear.

Volvo 740 Wagon - My wife is a moving road hazard so I bought her this car.

Volvo 240 - Other drivers are unsafe. Let me go ahead and pull out in front of this guy to slow him down.